look at this fucked up bird
what the fuck
are those its titties
okay yea bird tiddys yea haha but what the fuck is that thing
it kinda looks like balls when they be bouncing
That is a male Greater Sage-Grouse participating in a mating display. They are localized to areas of the north western United States. Males gather and forms a lek to attract females. Nromally there are many males on a lek (display ground) but only two or three actually mate. When the ladies arrive, males begin their courting display. The “boobs” look like bouncing balls because they are full of air. They are actually large air sacs which the The male inflates. He also struts and vocalizes with those air sacs and feathers making popping sounds and swishes. Watch a video, it’s really interesting to see and hear. If you’re interested, there is are similar species like the Prairie Chicken and studies are going on currently in an attempt to figure out just how they make those noises. So far, it is suggested to deals with scraping their wings against the stiff feathers which surround the air sacs.
My birthday is Saturday, and as i don’t have friends here I think it is going to be spent alone. So I’m going to go buy a giant cake, rent some B movies, and GO TO TOWN.
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